SiNgApOrE

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
..research has shown that its people
have the worst eyesight in the world.

(Myopic symptoms evident at MRT waiting lines)


SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...queueing is a national pastime

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
......schooling is a harrowing experience

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...93% of the population are literate.
The remaining 7% can be found in cinemas:

And on public transport:

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...social unrest is unheard of

(Except where Hello Kitty toys, $1 BreadTalk breads
and free M1 GSM handphones are involved)
UnIqUe
YOU ARE SPECIAL!
Just what is a Singaporean?
How can a Singaporean be defined?
We proudly present the traits.
WE HAVE TO BE NUMBER 1
It's almost a prerequisite for us to be tops in everything.

WE LOVE FOOD
Brought about by the vast variety of grub
in our multi-cultural melting pot.

WE HAVE GREAT FORESIGHT
The authority says, "Plan early for retirement."
We always plan ahead...




WE FEEL FOR OTHER SINGAPOREANS
We may not know each other; but when disaster strikes our fellow men,
we share their anguish.

WE ARE BIG-HEARTED

We don't think twice when donating fat cheques to disaster victims abroad.
But it's a different story with Flag Days at home.


WE ARE LAW-ABIDING
Well, most of us are, anyway.Those wayward few face a certain punishment
which is also unique to us...


THE END

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